And so in honor of
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1) In the matter of animal martial artists people would least like to fight its a toss-up between bears, tiny dinosaurs, lizards that look like people and bunny rabbits. Which shows you people are all wrong, because its bears. I've played enough Tekken 2 with Kuma to know how invincible the bear who has mastered kung fu is ( Read more... )

Poll Not Talking Like a Pirate

Arr, it be
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"Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent ( Read more... )

Avast ye mangy dogs, today be
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Arr. Arr, me mateys. Keelhaul the blighters. Arr. Arr. Arr...